Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for the most awful covers of ‘80s songs we’ve had the misfortune to hear. This cover is tainted, all right. This Eb Cobb-composed song was ...

Where oh where to start - the guy's giant pointy elf shoes? The mysterious brown liquid seeping out from between the girl's legs and onto the floor? The Beep Beep poster with inexplicable ocean motif?